Wishes?

A dream is a wish your heart makes? Really? Maybe for you Cinderella, but I've had some pretty scary dreams about dinosaurs, oysters, and a few weird ones that just don't make sense. So I really hope I don't get sucked into a weird universe where I'm stuck in high school or one where Jurassic Park really happened.

Mostly I just wanted to blog about false assumptions and how we don't live in a perfect world. In a perfect world, you could have a monster (energy drink) logo on your giant truck and people not think you're an idiot. In a perfect world a thirteen year old can sit on her boyfriend's lap in the mall and not be looked at as a you know what. Sadly, we don't live in a perfect world. I feel it best to advise you stay away from energy drink logos. Who on Earth likes an energy drink so much they need the logo stamped on their car?! I remember once as a teenager my dad telling me not to hang on my current boyfriend and I started crying telling him I wasn't a slut. Wow, hormones. My mom vaguely remembers this, but I remember saying something like "I don't care what people think". Ohohoho, silly teenage version of myself. If Travis had met me as a stupid High School student he may not have dated and/or married me, that's why being stuck in high school is my worst nightmare. Prophets advise us to "avoid the appearance of evil", so if a bunch of LDS youth are playing go fish, it looks like they're about to play a game of strip poker. Which is bad. Okay that's a large leap assumption, but you never know what someone is thinking about you. If you did, well that's a parallel universe I don't want to get sucked into. See? I'm not even sleeping and I have the weirdest ideas.

There is my useful advice for the day, avoid the appearance of stupid/evil/energy drink consumer/overall weirdo.

Now onto random stuff about my life I haven't blogged about. Computer, got one, it's old it works, and technically it only cost thirty bucks and a couple things of cheese and milk. Being married to the milk man has it's perks ya know. Like bribing smart, geek friends with yummies. No offense to batman or his accomplice, I just feel like I'm super duper blessed by my friends. I've even limited computer time to less than an hour a day, I don't want my brain to turn into mush just because I have a computer now. Although I feel Sandusky should rot in a jail cell for the rest of his pointless life. All the internet brought to me was news. Surprisingly I love saying, oh hey did you hear...etc. I do that to Travis. I got to enjoy some babysitting. Not in between the ages of 4-12, but a real baby. Like almost 9months old. Super cute. Speaking of Travis, I'm extremely glad I married him. Not a day goes by I don't think, "I am soo in love with this dude." My goal in life is to have that thought at least once a day. Mostly I have it a couple times, but he's everything I didn't know I needed. Patient, talented, patient, loving, patient, hardworking, and most of all I love his PATIENCE! I'm not being sarcastic, he is a patient man and it impresses me. I know few people who are patient. His sweet mom being one of those few. It's just so easy to get annoyed at everyday little things that seem to take so long.

Funny story, I was hanging out with one of my best friends and she said, "I remember distinctly the day I got my small pox shot, it was December (I don't remember) 1968, I met my husband later that day." I stopped a second, "woah, my mom was four in 1968." One of my best friends is old enough to be my Grandmother. And in many ways she's family to me. Sometimes I feel like I'm in one of those books where the main character befriends an old person and learns many life lessons. So far I haven't learned anything I'd account to changing my life, but maybe it's the little things that slowly make us better. If I ever write a book about my life, "Sweet Grandparents" will be the title of an entire chapter. It sounds better than "old people who rock". This post doesn't have my normal swing of writing. I'll get creative in a few weeks and write something more entertaining. And I wanna make a shout out to batman's lovely wife. And I hope birth of "batman in training" goes according to plan. I'm using obvious code names so I feel cooler.

Until then, I just assumed control of your mind for the past four paragraphs. Scary isn't it?
-Heather