Things I learned from TV

We all watch TV, don't lie. I was watching say yes to the dress, and realized I'm smarter than most people on the telly.

Cake Boss-I learned how to make a shoe out of rice crispy treats for a surprise birthday party. I'm a visual person, so when I see Buddy rolling fondant I know I can roll it and make a cake flawless. Come on guys. Travis helped me make a wedding cake.

Say Yes to the Dress - I know that you should never take opinionated people, or a groom wedding dress shopping. If you're opinionated and you like to say the lie, "I'm brutally honest." shut your trap if you're helping a friend shop for the dress of her dreams. I say brutal honesty is a lie because I've found through experience it's an excuse to be critical and just plain rude. It's okay to be brutally honest if your mom does the "smoky eye" look, and she says, "I think I look like I got punched in the face, what do you think?"...tell her the truth. That look is for false lashes, and younger women. hahaha

Top Gear - If you have the money, any car is garbage. Also, cars are wonderful and fun to drive. Cars are easy to love....and Jeremy says, "baby Jesus" hilariously.

Psych - If someone I knew was that witty I would not be able to roll my eyes and keep a straight face. I would laugh so hysterically I'd pee my pants. The opportunity to say, "I've heard it both ways" never comes along if you never pronounce a word wrong. Also, it's impossible to introduce a friend by a weird made up name with a straight face.

Bones - I love awkward moments. I cause them in real life, some people are impervious to them...others make them opportune.

I already feel like I've said too much. I watch too much tv.
Adieu
-Heather